undertale is kinda retarded now
not really the game but the fandom
i mean, everyone likes sans, which i guess every fandom has that one character everyone prefers but, they worship him like a fucking god. and, if thats not bad enough, people give him a dick just to shove it inside his brother or a wolpertinger. not goat, wolpertinger.
toriel is just a joke. her fucking name even implies it, shes made to be a joke. the fandom ruined it with shipping her with sans, and if you dont ship soriel, you might as well get gangbanged by bears and bears.
the only dignity it has left is
get it? no? haha. its pretty obvious.
im gonna go into ships now.
soriel is fucking the worst to me, im not saving this for last. everyone ships it. ive actually seen people with partner icons of soriel, and it disgusts me. one of those profiles, when i had no dignity, had a ID of sans wearing a shirt pointing to his invisible-dick.
the closest thing ive seen to a cock the brothers have here is a chicken
papyton. i mean, i used to ship it, but its just eh now. i cant really criticize it, theres nothing wrong, except hes a robot, hes a skeleton, both without genitals. and i guess its sorta weird, but the sexy robot thing sorta bashes down what i wanted to say
and, if you noticed, i called mettaton a he. alphys only uses male pronouns for him, so its perfectly ok to call him he.
heh, alphyne...good times. i cant criticize this either, i mean, its pretty much the best tbh
its sans and toriel that ruin it. toriel used to be good, but now seeing her with that thing, its ruined.
this fandom is retarded, like any other fandom, but its the most retarded. if someone dislikes it just a little, they are shot and tortured by every army and terrorists group combine. the kids ship themselves with sans, then they fight
really, if the brothers didnt exist, this fandom would be great.
i rate it 0.00002 stars out of 413612
next time, on terrible fucking roasts that a retarded chimpanzee made, homestuck